Please teach me English, Google!

Tetiba tangan terasa gatal pulak kan nak translate aku punya blog dalam English dan inilah natijah nye. Huk huk huk…

Cuba korang pahamkan entry 'Mari belajar bahasa SMS' yang dah di-translate-kan ni.

Let's learn the language SMS

I am a friend yesterday, I Farah cake for kuih raya ngan. It tetiap camtu years. Test skill mane nak tau kot dah wife to be so. La timber can he propose later in the PP.

<Farah> Chameytto, Trn jap

<Chameytto> Ok.bg 5min

<Farah> Beb, bkas to nk tin taw.hehe

Kak Yan Er ... ade citer kat aku tak you to return from his plate sem last longer?

<Chameytto> Orait

Jumpa kat café under desasiswa jap. Then he was ready for the tau-ready chocolate cake he not become so tu. Appearance not important, Che Farah oih. Tu promise you delicious cake.

<Chameytto> Assume Ak ko ckp sgt xjd follows xnaik.tp sdap ok.bganda double-lg bgus akak dr ak yg nak wat kawen 2

Ye, sister I am usually not into cooking cakes. Si si Cikenis good or Cikeja.

<Farah> Hahaha .. pndainye ko.kek to eksiden.terhentak mase nk dh tgok mask to blom.to I terencat.em, LG choc chip to bikot st.Len yg pny sha

I think now he ni Kembang Setaman middle.

<Chameytto> YG Coc chip 2 msti ko noon with sms pp kn?Ade 1keping tu mak oih site dia.mcm black ebony ok.yg sgt mkn cake base Coc + ALMON London.ckp tq kt sha ye

<Farah> Hahaha.yg to aunt wat.hehe la .. ak ak tkang bntk2 je.to kn yg beso, there kecik.haha

<Chameytto> kaber line la 2.ko pn msti bertanggugjwb kn in isu2 mnjage biskt time fuel kn ko bley Imagine akak ak msk cmne.sbjk mcm Coc chip 2

<Chameytto> YG xbes when tpakse abes kn mknan sndri I xsdap 2.haha.tym 2 la rase nk vomiting, abdominal pain, migraine suma ade.muka mcm rats da.thanx ye kek 2

I do not cook delicious remove trash ye kat, kat Kak Kak Anis Ija. JE waste. Abiskan all the cooking korang tu. I do not matter.

<Farah> Hahaha.complain JE taw.wat st tgok.hehe.no hal.nt PLG bkas, xmau kosong.ltk mkanan yg lg heaven.hehe

<Chameytto> Done.apel Cobbler with berries sauce with honey / praline waffle

Perghh ... I can hold gak chat shortly. JE Memandai I put the praline waffle. Never even people wat i think.

<Farah> Wakakaka.western dowh

<Chameytto> Tgk feet la beb.Chefs d avreau from Cordon Bleu pastry skul

Once again, I was clever chat shortly. Cordon Bleu ni penangan The Undomestic Goddess. It can not blah lawak ni la novel.

<Farah> Dulu skul ko kne ngan blew to the tsunami, ckap eu2 JE

<Chameytto> Biaseu leu.eu jeu yg x taeu.heuheuheu

Dah dah start chat kind of stupid.

<Farah> Haha .. bongeu

Ye. Memang sangat bongeu cara Google men-translate-kan entry aku ni kan. Oh ye, ape pulak yang bakal terjadi bila entry 'Buasir and the beast' di-translate-kan?

Piles and the beast

This is the story the last 6 days. Ye, aku tau dah basi ni story but I still gak tau for. Kalo aku tak nak close ugut continue blog ni pastu spam blogs of others, including friends I have. Hoho.

Hours in 10.30 am, the Waja car belonging to brother-in-law. Kitorang JE I recently departed back to Sitiawan. Semalamnya promise I departed kol 9 am but he deliberately inattentive-up delay to return to the village law. Sabo je la. Kalo I can train I command your own sister back with me je me happy. Brother-in-law nak raya kat Alor Star sorang-sorang even takpe. Hahaha. Cruel giler I memporak perandakan person household. Astaghfirullah al Azim (and hold the rosary).

"JAP living things?" Brother-in-law I do the final check-up.

"JAP!" Kitorang screaming with a confidence level so mempersonakan.

15 minutes passed pun dah car moving on the roads.

"Aiseh, brother da da amik%#%#^?" New sister remembered.

(note: I do not hear very ape sister I talk, so I put %#%#^ je dulu)

"Mana ada amik brother. Other times kalo kat on the road do not remember DOK ape-ape dah. Create tired je nak turning back."

"I remember not to use older brother. I let the first la."

"Ape pulak! Tu task umi. Umi la suma remember to be!"

"Lah, own goods, kena la remember their own."

"Umi no for many reasons la. Kalo employee's brother, da da old brother fired!"

Garang's brother-in-law gak aku ni appearance. Future I shall he angry older sister I care. Sister, but I relax je ni. He talk the talk Kedah is direct. Moreover he ni director, I wonder kalo la dia ni bossy. So, I shall quietly je la. Kang kalo aku tak clauses against plaque he leave me kat road. Raya kat road la to implement later. I even went JE celebrating raya in supermarkets Continue Seah Wah (ape kah?)

"Kalo tak balik raya wonder things tu ade tak nak beraya meaning it!"

Mak aih. Seriousness until I can not beraya. Apekah goods is that?

Baju raya? (Borrow baju raya father download it, hehe)

Kuih raya? (Buy kat street could ape pon)

Duit raya? (optional reverts okey)

"We are turning back la, umi."

Nak tak nak la kitorang had broken back. Fortunately la brother-in-law is not much because I wonder in 80-90 Km / hr JE. But that does not hold hear he membebel.

JE house until she out of the car. Without wasting time I continue to ask kat I sister. "He missed items ape, kak?"

"Medicine piles."

Cis!

Dan Cis! Cis! Cis! Entah pape je Google ni punya translation. Nasib la aku tak suruh dia translate ke bahasa Yiddish.