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Semalam kawan aku, Farah nak bagi kek ngan kuih raya. Memang tetiap tahun camtu. Nak test skill kot mane tau boleh jadi isteri dah ke. Boleh la balak dia si PP masuk meminang nanti.

<Farah>Chameytto,trn jap

<Chameytto>Ok.bg 5min

<Farah>Beb, bkas to nk blek taw.hehe

Er… Kak Yan ade citer kat kamu ke aku tak pulangkan pinggan dia dari sem lepas lagi?

<Chameytto>Orait

Jumpa kat café bawah desasiswa jap. Pastu dia bagi tau siap-siap kek coklat dia tu tak menjadi sangat. Rupa tak penting, Che Farah oih. Janji kek kamu tu sedap.

<Chameytto>Ak assume ko ckp xjd sbb xnaik.tp sgt sdap ok.bganda-ganda lg bgus dr akak ak yg nak kawen 2 wat

Ye, kakak aku masak kek selalunya tak menjadi. Baik si Cikenis mahupun si Cikeja.

<Farah>Hahaha..pndainye ko.kek to eksiden.terhentak mase nk tgok dh mask ke blom.to yg terencat.em,lg st bikot choc chip to. Yg len sha pny

Aku rasa sekarang ni dia tengah kembang setaman.

<Chameytto>Yg coc cip 2 msti ko tgh sms dgn pp kn? Ade 1keping tu mak oih hitam tapak dia.mcm mkn kayu arang ok.yg sgt bes kek coc+almon London.ckp tq kt sha ye

<Farah>Hahaha.yg to aunt ak la yg wat.hehe..ak tkang bntk2 kn je.to yg ada beso,ada kecik.haha

<Chameytto>Nk kaber line la 2.ko pn msti bertanggugjwb kn dlm isu2 mnjage biskt time bakar kn?ko bley imagin akak ak msk cmne.sbjk mcm coc cip 2

<Chameytto>Yg xbes bila tpakse abes kn mknan sndri yg xsdap 2.haha.tym 2 la rase nk muntah,sakit perut,migren suma ade.muka mcm tikus da.thanx ye kek 2

Masak tak sedap jangan buang kat tong sampah ye, Kak Anis ngan Kak Ija. Membazir je. Abiskan semua yang korang masak tu. Aku tak kira.

<Farah>Hahaha.complain je taw.wat st tgok.hehe.no hal.nt plg bkas,xmau kosong.ltk mkanan yg lg heaven.hehe

<Chameytto>Done.apel cobbler with berries sauce dgn honey/praline waffle

Perghh… boleh tahan gak aku sembang kencang. Memandai je aku letak praline atas waffle. Tak pernah pun orang wat aku rasa.

<Farah>Wakakaka.western dowh

<Chameytto>Tgk kaki la beb. Chefs d avreau from cordon bleu pastry skul

Sekali lagi, aku memang pandai sembang kencang. Cordon Bleu ni penangan The Undomestic Goddess. Memang lawak tak boleh blah la novel ni.

<Farah>Dulu skul ko kne blew ngan tsunami ke,ckap eu2 je

<Chameytto>Biaseu leu.eu jeu yg x taeu.heuheuheu

Dah start dah borak macam orang bodoh.

<Farah>Haha..bongeu

Find me truly

Sangat boring di pagi yang hening ini. So, jom kita wat kuiz ni dulu sambil relaks-relaks minum hot chocolate. Pastu jangan lupa pulak wat tahajud ye! Tak buat kang aku tumbuk perut tu sampai senak 9 hari. Oh yeah! Check it out bebeh!

Get to know yourself better

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

My honest comment: I'm a lover, not a fighter. Yeah baby!



The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

My honest comment: This is so not true. I prefer funny girl who can cherish me come hell or high water.

P/S: Other features of my dream girl: kind-hearted, independent, wealthy, smart, and of course beautiful as angel… and cute also. So, yeah. I really judge the book by its cover.



Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

My honest comment: Apparently I'm not ready yet. *sigh*



The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

My honest comment: See?! Plenty of dates!!! So which one is the best? Tell me! Tell me! *another sigh*



Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

My honest comment: True! True! True! Definitely, maybe. Hihi.



The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

My honest comment: Terpaksa makan gaji dengan gomen sebab dah amik scholarship JPA.



How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

My honest comment: Yeah, bring it on! (Level keyakinan diri aku sangat rendah okey, berlakon jer pandai)



What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

My honest comment: Aku sangat jarang marah orang okey. Muka maintain comel je. (Grrr… bak sini patung arnab Nini tu!)



Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

My honest comment: Ko ni tak paham bahasa Melayu ke?! Kan tadi aku dah cakap level keyakinan diri aku sangat membimbangkan. Full of energy tu mungkin la. Sebab banyak tido kan. Kira energy tu selalu reserved la. Hoho! Unpredictable ye. Perubahan mood secepat ombak di lautan biru pun ye jugak. Tenang dan masih (ape kah?) tetapi tidak berpanjangan pun ye jugak. Yang tu suma betul belaka.

Buasir and the beast

Ini adalah cerita 6 hari yang lepas. Ye, aku tau cerita ni dah basi tapi tetap gak nak bagi tau. Kalo tak aku ugut nak tutup terus blog ni pastu spam blog-blog orang lain termasuk kawan aku punya. Hoho.

Jam dalam 10.30 pagi, dalam kereta Waja milik abang ipar. Kitorang baru baru je nak bertolak balik ke Sitiawan. Semalamnya janji nak bertolak kol 9 pagi tapi beliau sengaja melengah-lengahkan diri untuk pulang ke kampung mertua. Sabo je la aku. Kalo aku dapat kereta sendiri nanti aku suruh kakak aku balik dengan aku je senang. Abang ipar nak raya kat Alor Star sorang-sorang pun takpe. Hahaha. Kejam giler aku memporak perandakan rumah tangga orang. Astaghfirullah al Azim (sambil pegang tasbih).

"Takde barang yang tinggal?" Abang ipar aku buat final check-up.

"Takde!" Kitorang menjerit dengan level keyakinan yang begitu mempersonakan.

15 minit berlalu kereta pun dah bergerak di atas jalan raya.

"Aiseh, abang da amik da @%#%#^?" Kakak baru teringat.

(note: aku tak dengar sangat ape kakak aku cakap, so aku letak @%#%#^ je dulu)

"Mana ada abang amik. Lain kali kalo kat atas jalan raya jangan dok ingat ape-ape dah. Buat penat je nak patah balik."

"Saya ingat abang belum guna. Saya biarkan la dulu."

"Ape pulak! Tu tugas umi. Umi la yang kena ingat suma!"

"Lah, barang sendiri, kena la ingat sendiri."

"Umi jangan bagi banyak alasan la. Kalo pekerja abang, da lama da abang fired!"

Garang gak abang ipar aku ni rupanya. Depan aku pun dia selamba marah kakak aku. Tapi kakak aku ni relaks je. Dia cakap orang Kedah memang cakap direct. Lagipun dia ni pengarah, tak hairan la kalo dia ni bossy. So, aku pun senyap je la. Kang kalo aku melawan tak pasal-pasal plak dia tinggalkan aku kat tepi jalan raya. Raya kat jalan raya la aku nanti jawabnya. Tak pun pergi je merayakan hari raya di pasaraya Wah Seah Maju (ape kah?)

"Kalo balik raya tak bawak benda tu tak ade makna pun nak beraya!"

Mak aih. Seriusnya sampai tak boleh nak beraya. Barang apekah yang dimaksudkan itu?

Baju raya? (Pinjam baju raya ayah pun muat, hehe)

Kuih raya? (Beli kat tepi jalan pon boleh ape)

Duit raya? (wajib patah balik okey)

"Kita patah balik la, umi."

Nak tak nak terpaksa la kitorang patah balik. Nasib baik la tak jauh sebab abang ipar aku bawak dalam 80-90 Km/jam je. Tapi tetap tak tahan dengar dia membebel.

Sampai je rumah dia terus keluar dari kereta. Tanpa membuang masa terus aku tanya kat kakak aku. "Dia tertinggal barang ape, kak?"

"Ubat buasir."

Cis!

Bersamaku

Esok cuti. Kakak aku dah pesan datang awal esok rumah dia. Sembahyang Jumaat kat sana sebab lepas Jumaat terus bertolak balik kampung. Abang ipar aku pulak keje half-day je esok. Memang kena bertolak awal pagi la nanti. Cadangan untuk berjoli sakan di petang Jumaat yang mulia nampaknya terpaksa di-cancel-kan di separuh minit yang kedua.

Huk huk… ape kan dayaku yang tiada berkereta sendiri.

Lepas abes lecture Marketing terus menaiki 'Mercedes' Inche NG meminta tolong beliau hantarkan ke Queensbay itu sebab Danial ngan Ucop dan Nazary mahu berbuka puasa bersamaku di sana. Ade Najmi, Zack ngan Zharif mengikut sekali. Huhu. Padat… padat… Kancil itu. Niat bershopping seorang diri tapi diorang pon da join sekali. Tak ape. Layankan aje. The more the merrier.

Masuk je Queensbay senyap-senyap lari kat NG pesan kat dia nak balik lambat. "Korang chow-sin-chee dulu ek. Nak balik nanti tak perlu nak roger-roger aku."

Kemudian cepat-cepat berlari ke menyelinap ke butik-butik yang ade di situ. Uishh… ade mata-mata yang memerhati di belakang rupanya. Suspek aku nak berdating di bulan yang mulia ini. Takpe… takpe. Janji aku hensem cukup.

Ring… ring…

Talipon… talipon berbunyi! Ade orang dalam kesusahan… lalala (sila sambung sendiri)

Owh… Akak Besa'.

"Hola."

"Hola. Ko katne?"

"Queensbay."

"Café???"

Apehal pulak pukul 5 aku dah menapak ke café nih?! "Queensbay!!!"

"Mak oih, kayanya shopping kat Queensbay!"

"Aku nak balik petang sok dengan Andak."

"Eeiihh… gi Queensbay. Banyaknya duit."

"Kawan ajak aku bukak posa kat Queensbay."

"Kayanya makan kat Queensbay."

Cukup la. Aku dah tak tahan. Wat aku serba salah je kakak aku sorang nih. "Orang makan kat Jusco je la. Kenapa tipon?"

Bla… bla… bla…

"Bye."

Treet… treet…

Di kala itu Danial menerima sepucuk sms dari aku (novel kah?)

'Ak blk. Emergency. Sori'

Huhu. Abes hilang semangat ke-shopping-an aku. Memang takde baju raya la gamaknya tahun ni. Wuarghhh!!! Pening kepala otak aku nak dengar cakap semua orang.

Kakak aku cakap jangan boros (tapi tahun lepas ko gi Cuti-cuti Mesia kat Beijing tu hape kah?).

Adik aku pulak cakap beli la barang branded sikit. Baru tahan lama. "Cuba ko tengok beg ko yang terkoyak tuh!" jari gemuknya menunjuk ke arah beg aku yang sudah usang itu.

Aiseh… Semalam je time aku galas beg tu Ucop dah tegur. "Aku tengok ko ni dah macam mewakili kanak-kanak miskin kat Mesia dah."

Bukan aku tak mau beli tapi sayang la. Beg tu boleh guna lagi. Koyak kat tempat galas dia je pun. Lagipun baru 3 bulan aku pakai beg tu (Ko bawak batang kelapa sawit ke sampai 3 bulan pakai dah koyak rabak???!!)

Iklan jap: time nak beli lauk sahur semalam aku nak terpesan kat akak café tu kelapa sawit sebungkus. Mamai punya pasal.

Okeh. Kembali ke persoalan tadi, 3 bulan pakai dah rosak teruk???

Jawapan: Mungkin kerana beg itu dibeli ngan harga yang murah menandakan bahawa jenama itu tidak bermutu tinggi, sebab aku nak berjimat (kena ngan adik aku nih).

Baju baru pun rasanya Mei lepas last beli. Itu pon beli kemeja ngan suar untuk LI je. Huk huk huk… Tak adil betul.

Okey, aku ngaku la dulu aku boros tapi sebab dah selalu tengok citer Bersamamu aku dah insap la. See, duit ayah yang bagi banyak ari tu pun aku tak guna lagi. Berjimat kan aku?

Facebook the music

The fact that I have to run here and there will never happen again. Well, actually no. I've still got to go to INFORMM, School of Pharmacy, Animal House, and Histology Lab for the particular purposes but then I should be happy that I've already had my own lab at Botany Lab and got my own keys. At least, I don't have any problem to store all the equipments and materials that I borrowed and can do my work on weekend or any convenient time.

Before that, I actually booked some space at Research Lab 3 where Azie and Shud do their projects and cancelled it on last minute. Poor Azie. She might be waiting for me for the whole afternoon to help me arranging the space… and Kak Ana too, which she might think I've been such a big pain in the ass, twice! Sorry, sorry, and sorry and lots of sorry. Being guilty, I treated Azie at the bazaar just as what I've done to Shud last month when I cancelled the booking for oven on last minute too.

The lesson is I should ponder deeply before jump into any decision and prevent from changing it on last minute (writing on my forehead).

Okay, next topic – Facebook is responsible for the death of Palestinians?

Really?!

Lately, some of my friends asked me if I have a Facebook account so that he and she can add me as a friend – and I said no, I don't have any and I intend not to have one because I will be so lazy to update my profile. The only social network account that I have is Friendster, which the last time I updated my profile was on the middle of July.

Plus, the other reason I being reluctant to register as a Facebook member is after I read an e-mail forwarded by my sister early this month mentioning about the 'dark side' of Facebook. You can either open or download it here.

If Friendster does the same thing, I might delete my account.

The final year project’s destination

Where should I start first? Oh, okay! This morning I got a vitamin C for sahur. Assuming that it was like a kacang dewa given by Kakaroct, I hope that I can survive until maghrib (and now practicing Qi Gong to mantain my energy level).

It was a long hiatus since my last entry. I don't know if any silent reader there waiting to read mine, sorry guys. I'm currently busy with my final year project – coming back home to get the oil palm leaves as samples, bringing them back to USM by bus, cutting them into pieces for the whole nights, removing contamination, washing them thoroughly for more than six hours, waiting for them to dry in oven for the next eight days, grinding the dry leaves to turn into powder, extracting the crude with methanol for seven days, and yielding only 10 percent product from the raw material – my goodness! Thank god that I enjoy every pieces of the time I spend on it.

The problem is I don't have my own lab that I have to rush here and there to run my project. Since then, I traveled a lot of place here in USM. I had to get my samples in Sitiawan hometown since my father has grown some oil palm at the backyard (and the fact that my family felt so boring that I meet them almost every week). But it was rather okay than trespassing someone's plantation and you'll get shot and lying on the bed for three months at the General Hospital.

The next thing, I have to get permission from the supervisor at INFORMM so that I can borrow the apparatus and other material, run to Botany Lab to wash and dry the leaves, rush to School of Pharmacy to grind them into powder and extract with methanol, go to Biotech Lab to proceed for next step of extracting, then move back to SoP to evaporate the solution and get the crude extract product, work for the next fortnight with mice at animal house, and lastly prepare some slides at Histology lab.

Reading the paragraph in one breath can make you exhausted but doing all those procedures that I mentioned above for the whole semester is like becoming a zombie. There are so many places that I have to go to work on my project that will make me tired. But like what Intan said to me last day, at least I already went to the places where some people don't have a chance to go (well, I should have a lab in Paris then).

To Bro Firdaus, thanks for this card. Sorry for the late posting. Hehe.