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Julia Stone - The Memory Machine

I miss you

And the memory machine
And the factory

Where we make something of dreams
And we wandered around your streets
With sewn on button eyes

Our ears became our memories

The blind loving the blind
And our voices became our fingers
And you touched me with your song
You touched me all night long

I miss you

I miss you

And the memory machine

Making whiskey from the things
We no longer need

And you kissed me
But I was too drunk to really know
That you loved me

Enough to watch me go

I miss you

Hatiku terperangkap....ahhhh

Earlier this month company saya telah memperketatkan sistem keselamatan dan sekuriti di dalam bangunan.

Bahasa saya sangat baku. I don't care. I'm cute.

Okey, berbalik kepada cerita tadi, jadi bila guna pass card tu mesti lepas in kena out, lepas tu from out kena in balik. Kalau tak ikut undang-undang ni nanti pintu tak boleh bukak.

Walaupun masa tu kau ada kat dalam office.

Then this bad thing happened to me on the second day of this penguatkuasaan. Second day dah kantoi okey. hahaha... It was 7.00 pm that time which I realized there were no one left in the office except me. So when I tried to get out from the office the scanner for pass card failed to authenticate my ID.

Perghhh... time tu saya rasa nak tergelak sebenarnya. Apekah suwey sangat hari tu?

But since before this my boss already gave a briefing about what to do when such incident happened to you, so I quickly dialed the extension number for security.

Saya failed bab dial-dial ni. Sumpah rasa macam bodoh sangat bila nak kena pakai extension. Dah dalam office sendiri supposedly tak perlu la nak dial the first eight digit numbers. Tapi sebab bodoh kan, saya pergi tekan 03 tu sekali dengan nombor lapan digit tu.

Then operator angkat cakap tekan 1 untuk blabla tekan 2 untuk blbala... So I follow the instruction then I dialed the security extension number. Sekali operator tu cakap 'Maaf, perkhidmatan kami bermula pada waktu pejabat 8.45 pagi sehingga 5.45 petang'.

Bajingan!

So I called one of my colleague, Robert, since his routine is going to the company's gym after office hour, so I thought he was available.

Otherwise, he went to Pavilion instead. And he refused to get back to me sebab nak tempuh jam je dah ambil masa sejam untuk sampai ke office.

He suggested to call the security number again.

So I dialed again, sekali dapat pulak.... Woowowoo. Rasa macam nak buat parti buih je time tu.

The security asked me about my whereabouts, so I said I was in the office. Then he asked sambil gelak, kenapa tak scan je pass card tu kat card scanner. He laughed crazily but I got his point. It's like siapalah yang bodoh sangat boleh terperangkap dalam rumah sendiri?

Rasa macam underdog sangat bila diperlakukan sebegitu rupa... hahaha. but I couldn't help but laughed out myself too. Nasib baik la dalam gelak sorang-sorang in the office tu, takde makhluk lain yang sambung gelak

So the next day, Robert IMed me.

Yang tu nama Melayu dia. Dia memang bitchy sebab perasan urban hahaha.

My Perfect Moments

These are the best perfect moments in my life. I hope I can feel it myself before i kick the bucket.

1. Pebbles, beach, morning, hooded sweater and barefooted

I'm not sure whether our Malaysia's beaches got pebbles like in the picture above but I'm so want to stroll along the beach, barefooted and looking at the end of the sea. In the morning. So I can feel the cool breeze lingering around me. Sambil peluk tubuh, pakai hooded sweater dan minum hot chocolate.


2. Train, sunset, tea, electric posts and paddy field

Kenderaan yang paling saya suka sekali keretapi sebab saya rasa dia sangat klasik and nostalgic. Dan saya suka tengok design kepala keretapi tu. Sambil duduk kat tepi jendela keretapi tu, pandang ke luar dan tengok sawah padi yang luas dan sepanjang rel tu ada tiang elektrik yang kabel dia panjang macam ular. Saya sendiri tak faham kenapa saya suka tengok kabel elektrik tu... Oh ya, dan minum teh Cameron yang panas dan cahaya matahari senja menyimbah muka.

I've decided that someday I'll travel from the south to the north by train.

And... and another reason I like to work in KL is LRT... saya sayang sangat kat LRT. Rasa seronok naik LRT tiap-tiap hari. Takyah beli kereta pun takpe. Hahaha...


3. Drizzling, neon, coffee and pavement

   The simplest perfect moment yang saya suka dan senang nak buat lagi-lagi sekarang musim hujan. Kopi boleh bancuh sendiri. Hehe...


4. Skycrapers, stars and night

Last time saya ada survey satu low cost property. Rumah tu okey bagi saya sebab kecil dan senang nak jaga. Lagipun bujang lagi. The problem is it is at the highest floor, tingkat 18. All the family members yang saya tanya dan minta pendapat rejected it. Ended up, saya tak jadi beli.

Oh, how I miss that little house sebab from the balcony, I can see the whole KL city. Boleh nampak KLCC dan KL Tower dari jauh. Kalau pandang atas pulak boleh nampak bintang-bintang bergemerlapan di angkasaraya. Indahnya alam ni. Ceewahh... *tarik selimut*

Masalah keputusan urat di tapak kaki

Lately I think the way I walk is extremely wrong. Tak tau salah kat mana sebab dah terasa banyak sangat urat kat tapak kaki terputus. Macam kita tarik rubber band lepas tu rubber band tu terputus kan? Haa...camtu lah. 

Or maybe sebab Crocs yang saya pakai tu kecik sangat.

Ye, saya beli Crocs baru lagi. This time it's white. So everytime pergi kerja rasa macam pergi sekolah pulak sebab every weekend have to brush it sampai berkilau-kilau huhuhu...

Eh, sebenarnya bukan nak cerita pasal colour Crocs tu tapi pasal saiz dia. Saiz 9 tak ada. Yang ada saiz 8 dengan 11 je. This time memang kena beli jugak. Tak boleh tunggu sampai next 6 months macam the oxford shoes tu sebab Crocs lama tu base dia dah togel. Karang tak pasal-pasal je tergelincir. So I chose 8. Beauty is pain. Hahaha... Sakit-sakit pun tetap nak pakai.

Sebenarnya harga Crocs tu RM10 je. Sebab tu sakai sangat and tak hesitate pun nak beli Crocs tu.

Or...or maybe because I stood for too long today. Sebab hari ni pergi book fair tu starting from 11am sampai 4pm. Gila kau memang nerd sejati, Syahmi.

Balik tadi hujan, so sekarang rasa nak demam.

Sekali bukak blog tengok Alia komen. Perghhh... double fever.

You know the feeling bila kita silent reader tegar blog tu and then the blog owner dropped by. I'm so speechless.

I love her cartoons.

Sebut betul-betul.... Skriiiiiinnnnnn

Hari ni saya nak menyamar jadi cikgu Bahasa Inggeris. Jadi kat sini nak sentuh sikit bab cara pengucapan perkataan Inggeris (pronounciation).

Undang-undang utama yang wajib kita tau ialah perkataan yang kita lihat tak semestinya akan sama dengan bunyi yang kita sebut.

Saya ingat lagi masa minggu pertama saya sekolah darjah satu, kakak mula ajar saya baca buku Bahasa Inggeris. Buku cerita dongeng biasalah... akan mula dengan "One upon a time..."

Tapi awal-awal lagi perkataan pertama saya sebut dah salah.

One tu saya sebut ooo-neyy. Gila ke apa?! Terkekek-kekek kakak saya gelak.

Dan ada juga perkataan Inggeris yang huruf tu wujud tapi tak berbunyi macam kat bawah ni ada senarai perkataan yang saya dah pasti bunyi dia macam mana:

1. Knight:  'nit
2. Gnome: nowm
3. Debt: det
4. Hermione: her-mai-nee
5. Catriona: kat-ree-naa
6. Arkansas: ar-kan-so
7. Illinois: ee-lu'-noy

Okey, yang tu belum lagi nak kira loghat Inggeris UK, Inggeris Australia lagi.

Loghat British/Irish:
Good luck bunyinya 'Good look'.

Loghat Australia:
Mate bunyinya 'might'.

Apa-apa pun tak boleh salahkan kita kalau tersalah sebut sebab saya tengok dalam cerita "Life as We Know It" pun Josh Duhamel tak reti nak sebut 'fraiche'.

Sorry, that's French.... hehe.