Picnic at Sungai Lepoh

Today I'm still feeling exhausted as yesterday I went hiking and picnic for a whole day at Sungai Lepoh with my unimates.

We planned to move at 7.30am but dragged until almost 10.00am. Janji tinggal janji betul. Haha. So saya jadi so-called map reader sebab tempat tu dekat dengan tempat saya tinggal sekarang.

So when my friend asked, "Terus kan, Syahmi?"

I said, "Yes."

Then, "Lepas tu masuk simpang kiri kan, Syahmi?"

"Ha'ah."

Lepas tu terus sesat.

Terpaksa tukar peranan bagi kat NG sebab dia dah pergi Sungai Lepoh tu empat kali. Haha. Tolong jangan buat camni lain kali boleh? Kalau tahu katakan tahu. Tidaklah hamba menjadi sesengal ini.

And I didn't even know that we have to hiking to go there. Dah la pakai Crocs je. So when the time we had to report to the Tok Batin, I hid behind his car and cocking my head, because he wanted to do a headcount. Pidot also joined me since he wore his selipar apek and he's the one yang told me Tok Batin tu pernah ceramah dia panjang lebar sebab pakai kasut selipar je. And he simply answered, "Saya okey je, Tok. Dah empat lima kali panjat bukit ni pakai selipar selamba je."

Hati kering betul budak ni.   

So before started hiking, we had a simple warm-up and doa-doa sikit. We took about less than two hours to reach the waterfall and stop once in the middle of the expidition sebab nak tangkap gambar. Lepas tu ada la sorang mamat tu tak larat nak terusan hiking sebab dia cakap tak cukup tidur. Kelmarin tidur pukul empat pagi... Tapi lepas dia hisap rokok terus segar. Fish! Haha. 

Anyway, we reached the waterfall at 1.00pm and we started the fire and had a BBQ - chicken, shrimps, beef, sausages etc. Some of them dah started mandi. The water was so cold but not as cold when we were at Tekala. Lagipun banyak pebbles kat dasar air terjun tu. Jadi saya mandi sekejap je.

And most of the boys enjoyed sliding on the waterfall. Saya tak berani nak buat slide sebab telupa nak bawa helmet *apekah?*

I focused more on makan-makan sebab budak Kelanasiswa masak memang sedap. At first semua orang macam risau sebab terlupa nak bawa nasi tapi lepas makan semua makanan yang diorang bakar tu pun dah rasa kenyang. Even tak habis pun udang tu. I bet the boys reheat the leftover right now, sambung makan balik.

Abaikan stokin masam itu

There was an awkward moment happened to me while I was standing, waiting for the shrimps to be cooked. One of my friend walked pass in front of me and he stood there.Then he bent. 

HOLY CRAP! 

I noticed seluar dia kat bahagian belakang terkoyak and he wore no back up *If you know what I mean*. Automatic saya pandang tempat lain sebab saya tengah kunyah daging bakar masa tu. Anyway, I wondered why I looked at that spot in the first place. 

Oh, right! I was waiting for my shrimps. And eventually his back was parallel with my view. So that's how the story happened. Saya tak sampai hati nak tegur dia. So I just prayed that -other than me- no one would see that thing again.

Okey....okey... buka cerita lain, selain ayam bakar, saya suka makan ubi keledek Korea yang diorang bakar.  

Sekian.

Random sikit

Bila saya naik LRT, saya paling suka pemandangan yang dekat dengan LRT Maluri. Sebab kat situ saya boleh nampak KL Twin Tower.

Sebab teringat kat The Lord of the Ring's Two Towers.

Dalam otak selalu fikir kat situ lah pusat segala kejahatan bermula.

Pastu senyap-senyap cakap "My preciousss...."

I love KL. 

Sambutan New Year secara hipster

Tahun ni saya rasa agak liar sebab sambut Tahun Baru dengan dengan cara berkaraoke dan melepak di mapley sampai pukul 4 pagi dengan lelaki-lelaki bujang yang lain (baca: losers).

Sebab hujung tahun lepas semua housemate saya dah bertunang and all of them will be married this year, jadi rasa tertekan. Suatu perasaan yang sukar diungkapkan dengan kata-kata. Ceewahh... Terus rasa macam malas nak balik rumah sewa dah. Hahaha.

Serve you right on that face la kan. Siapa suruh memilih sangat.

So, anyway, this year I joined them for a karaoke session tapi saya tak menyanyi pun sebab segan dengan suara sendiri. Suara Zharif juga yang sedap. Hahaha.

This was the second time actually cuma this time keluar dengan all boys group so we did everything macam orang gila. Macam kat bawah ni.

 Sorry NG. Hehe.

There was another song yang dia menyanyi together with Zamri. It was BYOB by System of a Down. So tau-tau je la lagu dari System of a Down ni memang bising gila babi but the lyrics macam kelakar sikit. And they sang the song like... entah la. Haha. Tercungap-cungap nak kejar the chorus part. It was funny sampai saya gelak pun rasa nak termuntah.

Anyway, I was curious about the title BYOB sebab in the lyrics macam takde sebut pun that acronym. So lepas keluar from the premise I asked Zamri. Then he pointed at a disco place.

"Bring your own broccoli bottle."

Next year NG ajak sambut ceramah kat Stadium Shah Alam.

Dengar ceramah ustaz.

Mode Jiwang

Julia Stone - The Memory Machine

I miss you

And the memory machine
And the factory

Where we make something of dreams
And we wandered around your streets
With sewn on button eyes

Our ears became our memories

The blind loving the blind
And our voices became our fingers
And you touched me with your song
You touched me all night long

I miss you

I miss you

And the memory machine

Making whiskey from the things
We no longer need

And you kissed me
But I was too drunk to really know
That you loved me

Enough to watch me go

I miss you

Hatiku terperangkap....ahhhh

Earlier this month company saya telah memperketatkan sistem keselamatan dan sekuriti di dalam bangunan.

Bahasa saya sangat baku. I don't care. I'm cute.

Okey, berbalik kepada cerita tadi, jadi bila guna pass card tu mesti lepas in kena out, lepas tu from out kena in balik. Kalau tak ikut undang-undang ni nanti pintu tak boleh bukak.

Walaupun masa tu kau ada kat dalam office.

Then this bad thing happened to me on the second day of this penguatkuasaan. Second day dah kantoi okey. hahaha... It was 7.00 pm that time which I realized there were no one left in the office except me. So when I tried to get out from the office the scanner for pass card failed to authenticate my ID.

Perghhh... time tu saya rasa nak tergelak sebenarnya. Apekah suwey sangat hari tu?

But since before this my boss already gave a briefing about what to do when such incident happened to you, so I quickly dialed the extension number for security.

Saya failed bab dial-dial ni. Sumpah rasa macam bodoh sangat bila nak kena pakai extension. Dah dalam office sendiri supposedly tak perlu la nak dial the first eight digit numbers. Tapi sebab bodoh kan, saya pergi tekan 03 tu sekali dengan nombor lapan digit tu.

Then operator angkat cakap tekan 1 untuk blabla tekan 2 untuk blbala... So I follow the instruction then I dialed the security extension number. Sekali operator tu cakap 'Maaf, perkhidmatan kami bermula pada waktu pejabat 8.45 pagi sehingga 5.45 petang'.

Bajingan!

So I called one of my colleague, Robert, since his routine is going to the company's gym after office hour, so I thought he was available.

Otherwise, he went to Pavilion instead. And he refused to get back to me sebab nak tempuh jam je dah ambil masa sejam untuk sampai ke office.

He suggested to call the security number again.

So I dialed again, sekali dapat pulak.... Woowowoo. Rasa macam nak buat parti buih je time tu.

The security asked me about my whereabouts, so I said I was in the office. Then he asked sambil gelak, kenapa tak scan je pass card tu kat card scanner. He laughed crazily but I got his point. It's like siapalah yang bodoh sangat boleh terperangkap dalam rumah sendiri?

Rasa macam underdog sangat bila diperlakukan sebegitu rupa... hahaha. but I couldn't help but laughed out myself too. Nasib baik la dalam gelak sorang-sorang in the office tu, takde makhluk lain yang sambung gelak

So the next day, Robert IMed me.

Yang tu nama Melayu dia. Dia memang bitchy sebab perasan urban hahaha.

My Perfect Moments

These are the best perfect moments in my life. I hope I can feel it myself before i kick the bucket.

1. Pebbles, beach, morning, hooded sweater and barefooted

I'm not sure whether our Malaysia's beaches got pebbles like in the picture above but I'm so want to stroll along the beach, barefooted and looking at the end of the sea. In the morning. So I can feel the cool breeze lingering around me. Sambil peluk tubuh, pakai hooded sweater dan minum hot chocolate.


2. Train, sunset, tea, electric posts and paddy field

Kenderaan yang paling saya suka sekali keretapi sebab saya rasa dia sangat klasik and nostalgic. Dan saya suka tengok design kepala keretapi tu. Sambil duduk kat tepi jendela keretapi tu, pandang ke luar dan tengok sawah padi yang luas dan sepanjang rel tu ada tiang elektrik yang kabel dia panjang macam ular. Saya sendiri tak faham kenapa saya suka tengok kabel elektrik tu... Oh ya, dan minum teh Cameron yang panas dan cahaya matahari senja menyimbah muka.

I've decided that someday I'll travel from the south to the north by train.

And... and another reason I like to work in KL is LRT... saya sayang sangat kat LRT. Rasa seronok naik LRT tiap-tiap hari. Takyah beli kereta pun takpe. Hahaha...


3. Drizzling, neon, coffee and pavement

   The simplest perfect moment yang saya suka dan senang nak buat lagi-lagi sekarang musim hujan. Kopi boleh bancuh sendiri. Hehe...


4. Skycrapers, stars and night

Last time saya ada survey satu low cost property. Rumah tu okey bagi saya sebab kecil dan senang nak jaga. Lagipun bujang lagi. The problem is it is at the highest floor, tingkat 18. All the family members yang saya tanya dan minta pendapat rejected it. Ended up, saya tak jadi beli.

Oh, how I miss that little house sebab from the balcony, I can see the whole KL city. Boleh nampak KLCC dan KL Tower dari jauh. Kalau pandang atas pulak boleh nampak bintang-bintang bergemerlapan di angkasaraya. Indahnya alam ni. Ceewahh... *tarik selimut*

Masalah keputusan urat di tapak kaki

Lately I think the way I walk is extremely wrong. Tak tau salah kat mana sebab dah terasa banyak sangat urat kat tapak kaki terputus. Macam kita tarik rubber band lepas tu rubber band tu terputus kan? Haa...camtu lah. 

Or maybe sebab Crocs yang saya pakai tu kecik sangat.

Ye, saya beli Crocs baru lagi. This time it's white. So everytime pergi kerja rasa macam pergi sekolah pulak sebab every weekend have to brush it sampai berkilau-kilau huhuhu...

Eh, sebenarnya bukan nak cerita pasal colour Crocs tu tapi pasal saiz dia. Saiz 9 tak ada. Yang ada saiz 8 dengan 11 je. This time memang kena beli jugak. Tak boleh tunggu sampai next 6 months macam the oxford shoes tu sebab Crocs lama tu base dia dah togel. Karang tak pasal-pasal je tergelincir. So I chose 8. Beauty is pain. Hahaha... Sakit-sakit pun tetap nak pakai.

Sebenarnya harga Crocs tu RM10 je. Sebab tu sakai sangat and tak hesitate pun nak beli Crocs tu.

Or...or maybe because I stood for too long today. Sebab hari ni pergi book fair tu starting from 11am sampai 4pm. Gila kau memang nerd sejati, Syahmi.

Balik tadi hujan, so sekarang rasa nak demam.

Sekali bukak blog tengok Alia komen. Perghhh... double fever.

You know the feeling bila kita silent reader tegar blog tu and then the blog owner dropped by. I'm so speechless.

I love her cartoons.